God damn the credit crunch. I want these Martin Margiela boots and I want them now!
They’re so sexy and so hip. Maybe if I write a letter to Gordon Brown explaining that as a taxpayer the £16,000 of my money that he’s donating on to the banks would be much better invested in my wardrobe he’ll send me a cheque.
Reckon that’s the only way I’ll be able to afford these Margiela lovelies, they’re retailing at £630 at a boutique on Brick Lane.