Now don’t get me wrong. I do not in any way think the jug-eared former Spurs player that is Garry Lineker is in any way hot. He’s really not my type at all.
But I have to give any 48-year-old man that manages to sculpt out a rock-hard physique some credit. Take a look at these pictures in the Daily Mail – he’s obviously been staying away from those Walkers crisps!